Quotes
Here's a list of the quotes that keep appearing up in the header. In case you liked one and can't remember it exactly.
| Once a machine can achieve a human level of intelligence -- it can also exceed it | Dennis Ritchie invents a powerful gun that shoots both forward and backward simultaneously. | Under strict genetic testing most managers can be shown to share at least 50% of their genetic code with homo monti-pythonus |
| With me, or without you. | With me, or without you. | How do you remove an integrated soundcard? - You take it's derivative. |
| I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room. | I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell "Whooa, I'm *way* too high." | F6, ENTER, TAB, F6, ENTER, TAB, F6, ENTER, TAB, F6, ENTER, TAB... "I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it!..." |
| The only genre that shows even a halfway accurate depiction of physics is porn | Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. | If you can make a woman laugh, you're seeing the most beautiful thing on earth. |
| Balls made of steel... Don't kick me in the nuts though | Software is like sex: It's better when it's free! | The dreams in which I'm dieing are the best I've ever had |
| The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled | Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. | When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it. |
| Theorem: a cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails | Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, Aleph-null bottles of beer, You take one down, and pass it around, Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall. | Admit what we don’t know, and then take steps to reduce our degrees of ignorance. |
| Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you | Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle | 'Well, ---- me,' he said. 'A ----ing wizard. I HATE ----ing wizards!' 'You shouldn't ---- them, then,' muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes. |
| I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work | If everyone knew everything, the world would be dead boring. | Now I know why English is the de facto standard language of IT. You take 'emergent' too far, you get an emergency |
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